Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?

You stupid, beautiful shark man. 

Yep. 

 
immortallyophelia:

Fixed it.

We run a blog that actively looks for pictures of Michael Fassbender and sharks. That’s it. That’s the blog. 

immortallyophelia:

Fixed it.

We run a blog that actively looks for pictures of Michael Fassbender and sharks. That’s it. That’s the blog. 

So I was reading this article about strange google searches about actors and apparently if you put "is Michael Fassbender a" on google the first thing that will show up is "is Michael Fassbender a shark"... well, your blog was mentioned so I decided to check it out :) and it was a portuguese article, so I guess you guys were mentioned in Portugal, congrats on that! xD if you want to check it out it's the 7º one www(.)magazine-hd(.)com/apps/wp/as-pesquisas-mais-hilariante-feitas-no-google/

Not sure if we should be proud of this, but god damn it, we’re proud of this. 

What is happening? Why is he so broody? Why did he ignore that lady when she bumped into him? That’s so rude.

Oh so now he’s walking across some rocks to a cliff. What. 

WHAT. 

Are you actually kidding me? How does he not die on impact? 

Did he even go through Customs? Where did he put his passport? 

HE SWIMS ACROSS THE FREAKING ATLANTIC TO SAY I’M SORRY?!

You guys. YOU GUYS. He’s a god damn shark. 

I am done here. 

not-safe-for-earth:

The evasive land shark attempts to eat his stunt double (x)

not-safe-for-earth:

The evasive land shark attempts to eat his stunt double (x)

Picking a fight in Michael Fassbender’s natural element? Amateurs. 

MICHAEL FASSBENDER RETURNS TO THE SEA.