29-30/100 photos of Michael Fassbender

Just imagine there’s a picture of a shark here.

Fassbender evolution.

bosstrain:

Why did I do this. 

Thank you for that. This is similar to the time where one of us actually met Michael Fassbender and was pushed in front of him while he was talking to Joel McHale after the premiere of “Hay Wire”. It was awkward, but no regrets ever.

He smelled like Ireland and magic and raw masculinity. And like a shark.

you need this up here…great land sharking moment

http://bitcheslovemichaelfassbender.tumblr.com/post/10725900801/fassbendertheginger-he-be-trollin

Thank you, fellow citizen of the Internet!

Yea, we tried that once. If it’s possible to feel worse after a night almost drinking a handle of tequila by yourself it’s because trying to dance it away is a terrible idea.

Which is why Michael Fassbender is obviously a shark.

originblue:

Cineworld recruit Michael Fassbender for their new advertising campaign.

a-cheesy-tale:

We’d post more but we’re functional alcoholics, so you know. That comes first.