Girl, you in danger.
WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS THAT YOU ARE SHARKING YOUR DUTIES FOR (GET IT? SHARKING??? NOT SHIRKING HA) I HOPE IT’S WORTH IT
I AM KING TRITON I WILL RUIN YOUR SHARK KINGDOM
Joining Fassbender in the Best Supporting Actor category is Jared Leto in “Dallas Buyers Club” who won the Golden Globe in the same category. Other nominees include Barkhad Abdi (“Captain Philipps”), Bradley Cooper (“American Hustle”), and Jonah Hill (“The Wolf of Wall Street”).
From now on, Michael Fassbender will be referred to as Michael Fassbender, Academy Award nominee and shark.
Merry Magneto and a Happy Fassmas to Everyone and ALL!
Because, you know. Sharks.
I hope everyone enjoyed Shark Week like me~
And for a great finish have the most handsome and sexiest of all sharks
The one and only
I think I need help when I see this uncompleted caption and automatically think that it says “Does Michael Fassbender Have Giant Penis?”
Well, does he?
And yet we read it as “A set of gills?”
Because this is “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?”
And the answer is always obviously.