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We at “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark” do not sleep, we wait.
NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU
HORNY SHARK!
How about a shark? Can we call you a shark? Because you’re totally a shark.
Swim it off, Fassbender. There are more important awards in life.
(Image modified from DegreeSearch.org’s Shark Week: Shark Awards)
We’ve come to a startiling conclusion…
The reason why Michael Fassbender was robbed of a “Best Actor” nomination at the 2012 Oscars is because he is, in fact, a shark.
That can be the only reason.
The only reason.
I mean, did they even see “Shame”?
