You’re drunk, Land Shark. Go home.
Holy hell, how do we have 625 followers?
I shouldn’t get on Tumblr after this much alcohol.
Michael Fassbender is a shark, spread the word.
So it’s Shark Week…
And you know what that means, we’ll be posting all submissions. It’s a god damn frenzy, ya hear?
Just don’t get too weird, because we’re almost out of gin.
You guys are so awesome. I thought I read that some of you or one of you met Michael Fassbender, noting that it was awkward. What was it like? Besides awkward? What did he say? Did he say anything? Was he nice? Also have you ever written any fanmail to him? Did he return it? I'm hoping to try my luck.
It was an out of body experience. Like forgetting how to breathe, being electrocuted, or experiencing a mild stroke. Pick which one you want. He agreed to a picture, gave a side hug, and called one of us “love”. Joel McHale was visibly shaken. Angels wept. Warring nations briefly discussed peace treaties.
We’re industry folk so we don’t partake in fan mail. And when I say industry folk, I mean that we run a “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark” blog.
It should be noted that the one of us who actually spoke audible, yet brief words to Fassbender drunkenly took pictures in his reserved seat.
Because you gotta keep it classy at a movie premiere.
