You stupid, beautiful
I hope everyone enjoyed Shark Week like me~
And for a great finish have the most handsome and sexiest of all sharks
The one and only
I think I need help when I see this uncompleted caption and automatically think that it says “Does Michael Fassbender Have Giant Penis?”
Well, does he?
And yet we read it as “A set of gills?”
Because this is “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?”
And the answer is always obviously.
Asking Michael Fassbender to autograph your shark is a ballsy move, unseen Internet stranger. A ballsy move indeed.
That awkward moment when your friend sends you a link to the Tumblr page you run about Michael Fassbender with the note that says “they think he’s a shark too!”