Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?
We here at “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?” take our fangirling seriously

Girl, you in danger. 

MICHAEL FASSBENDER

WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS THAT YOU ARE SHARKING YOUR DUTIES FOR (GET IT? SHARKING??? NOT SHIRKING HA) I HOPE IT’S WORTH IT

I AM KING TRITON I WILL RUIN YOUR SHARK KINGDOM

From now on, Michael Fassbender will be referred to as Michael Fassbender, Academy Award nominee and shark. 

fassynated:

Merry Magneto and a Happy Fassmas to Everyone and ALL!


Because, you know. Sharks. 

fassynated:

Merry Magneto and a Happy Fassmas to Everyone and ALL!

Because, you know. Sharks. 

You stupid, beautiful shark man. 

starkinglyhandsome:

oops

Girl, what. 

starkinglyhandsome:

oops

Girl, what. 

uniformshark:

I hope everyone enjoyed Shark Week like me~
And for a great finish have the most handsome and sexiest of all sharks
The one and only
Shark Emperor
Michael Fassbender

Yes. 

uniformshark:

I hope everyone enjoyed Shark Week like me~

And for a great finish have the most handsome and sexiest of all sharks

The one and only

Shark Emperor

Michael Fassbender

Yes. 

sheehansexuals:

I think I need help when I see this uncompleted caption and automatically think that it says “Does Michael Fassbender Have Giant Penis?”
Well, does he?

And yet we read it as “A set of gills?” 
Because this is “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?” 
And the answer is always obviously. 

sheehansexuals:

I think I need help when I see this uncompleted caption and automatically think that it says “Does Michael Fassbender Have Giant Penis?”

Well, does he?

And yet we read it as “A set of gills?” 

Because this is “Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?” 

And the answer is always obviously. 

Asking Michael Fassbender to autograph your shark is a ballsy move, unseen Internet stranger. A ballsy move indeed. 

Asking Michael Fassbender to autograph your shark is a ballsy move, unseen Internet stranger. A ballsy move indeed.